Every site has a fantasy football rankings column. None of them will be as charted up on a Thursday afternoon up as this one. I'll go position-by-position with the charts, matchup notes, film, and injury nuggets that I view as worth your time.
No Mark Andrews, Rashod Bateman, or Gus Edwards. But Lamar is just that dude. Don't over panic.
Terrible left and right tackle play, combined with some random touchdowns doomed the Bengals on Monday Night Football without Ja'Marr Chase. Burrow did miss some throws, too, but I think they get right at home against an up-and-down Panthers defense. At least the betting markets agree. Cincy has a 25-point team total.
This assumes Mike Williams and Keenan Allen are out. At least, the Falcons are on schedule.
Ryan Tannehill still could play per RapSheet, but it's trending towards Willis, who I don't think looked ready for NFL action yet.
No Brandin Cooks. What a waste of a season, Texans.
Read the player notes above. Rankings below are half PPR.
Austin Ekeler
Derrick Henry
Alvin Kamara - You can't draw it up better for Kamara with Andy Dalton being named the starter. Look at all these checkdowns and screens underneath.
Rhamondre Stevenson - No Damien Harris means Mondre could see upwards of 20.0 expected half PPR points. He'll dominate snaps and has looked exceptional on tape.
Aaron Jones - The Lions aren't good on defense if you haven't heard.
Josh Jacobs
Kenneth Walker
Travis Etienne
Miles Sanders - It's hard to balance the Eagles' "eruption spot" matchup (HOU is 32nd versus fantasy RBs) with Sanders' on/off splits with Boston Scott. Sanders has averaged 9.7 expected half PPR points in games with Scott and had 22.8 & 15.1 expected half PPR points without him. Scott is used to close out games.
Dalvin Cook
Joe Mixon
Dameon Pierce
D'Onta Foreman - Chuba Hubbard is out. Foreman had 22.7 expected half PPR in a win last week as the primary. Fire him up.
Leonard Fournette
Raheem Mostert - I expect Jeff Wilson to mix in for 25-40% snaps (mostly early downs) when he's acclimated to the offense, one he's familiar with already. Mostert maxes out as a 50-60% ballcarrier, so this is a slight downgrade if anything with Edmonds shipped out. I expect him to keep passing downs and starting duties. This week, the Dolphins get the No. 28 defense against fantasy RBs, and they just shipped off NFL tackle leading LB Roquan Smith.
Jamaal Williams - RapSheet says Swift "will likely be used sparingly. They'll be careful with his playing time." That likely means Williams will get the goal line role and some more between the 20s work. It's great timing for him, as the Packers run defense is 30th in rushing EPA allowed, 20th versus fantasy RBs, and offenses facing them choose to run at the 3rd-highest rate in the NFL.
James Conner (Questionable) - Over the last month, Eno Benjamin has been the RB15 in fantasy usage. I expect him to be placed in the "Chase Edmonds role" while Conner handles all goal line work when he returns.
Michael Carter - 14.1 expected half PPR points in his first game without Breece Hall. Expect James Robinson to play more, however, and the Jets get the impossible matchup with the Bills this week. Carter needs early-down targets to break out of boom-bust RB2/3 territory. We can feel even better about Carter if James Robinson (knee) doesn't suit up.
David Montgomery - He's holding onto the 2-for-1 drive rotation for dear life. I guess it's bullish that the Bears didn't trade him at the deadline. He actually had a season-high 12.6 expected half PPR points on 70% snaps last week.
Kenyan Drake - Gus Edwards (hamstring) is out. It'll be Drake with Justice Hill at RB, while the Ravens also look to replace Mark Andrews and Rashod Bateman.
Deon Jackson - Jonathan Taylor is out. Jackson will be a 60% plus percent snap player with early-down specialist Phillip Lindsay rotating in. Jackson is unlikely to see as many targets as he did a few weeks ago in a similar workload, however, as the team is less pass-heavy now with Sam Ehlinger. He had 10.5 and 19.8 expected half PPR points in those games.
Cordarrelle Patterson - He says he's at 90% after a knee scope. We have 4 days to get that close to 100%. The matchup is solid if he's active. The Chargers are 31st against fantasy RBs, particularly allowing too many big plays in the ground game. Patterson's specialty. NFL Network's Mike Garafolo says he "wouldn't expect" CPatt to see his usual 15 touches. The floor is lower here.
Devin Singletary - This assumes Nyheim Hines plays some passing downs in his debut, while Singletary handles more ground work.
Antonio Gibson - No J.D. McKissic means Gibson will see passing downs in addition to splitting some early-down work with Brian Robinson. Gibson is just fine as a low-end RB2.
AJ Dillon - The recent usage (RB53) doesn't align with this ranking at all, but the matchup is just too good to overlook during bye week hell.
Khalil Herbert
D'Andre Swift - We'll have to monitor pre-game news, but it sounds like Swift will be active and used sparingly. There's a 0.0 game in his range of outcomes.
Isiah Pacheco
Clyde Edwards-Helaire
Brian Robinson Jr. - Looks very slow, but no J.D. McKissic helps.
Tyler Allgeier - This assumes CPatt is back, putting Allgeier into a reduced No. 2 role.
Eno Benjamin - This assumes James Conner returns.
Rachaad White
Darrell Henderson - No Kyren Williams yet, but Cam Akers will be active after returning to practice. This is the wild west for RB snaps and touches. Tread lightly.
Alexander Mattison
Justice Hill
Ronnie Rivers
Jeff Wilson
Boston Scott
James Robinson (Questionable)
Nyheim Hines
Dontrell Hilliard
Samaje Perine
Rex Burkhead
Kenneth Gainwell
Jerick McKinnon
Craig Reynolds
Malcolm Brown
James Cook
Read the player notes above. Rankings below are half PPR.
Tyreek Hill
Stefon Diggs
Justin Jefferson - The lone ingredient missing for rare production are more deep targets. That's the difference between Jefferson and Tyreek Hill this season.
Cooper Kupp - He had a full practice on Friday. It's go time.
DeAndre Hopkins - The Cardinals are throwing to their WRs a ton, and the new wrinkle to Arizona's offense is more 2-TE sets. It's easier to "earn targets" in 2-WR sets. Hopkins looks completely normal on tape, too.
Davante Adams
A.J. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown - Simply, buy low.
Chris Godwin - The most obvious buy low of the week, per analytics. Massive TD regression candidate.
Mike Evans
Tee Higgins
Jaylen Waddle
Chris Olave - This assumes Michael Thomas (IR) and Jarvis Landry (limited x3) remain out. Baltimore is 28th against fantasy WRs, with opposing offenses choosing to pass at the 4th-highest rates in neutral situations.
D.J. Moore - We should all be welcoming more intermediate and deep targets from P.J. Walker. Sadly, the Bengals top CB Chidobe Awuzie tore his ACL last week.
DK Metcalf
JuJu Smith-Schuster - The Titans are 27th versus fantasy WRs and offenses facing the Titans are choosing to pass at the 3rd-highest rate in neutral situations.
Gabe Davis
Tyler Boyd
Joshua Palmer - No Keenan. No Big Mike. No Parham. And even DeAndre Carter has an illness that's caused him to miss practice time. It's now or never for Palmer. Let's ride.
Tyler Lockett
DeVonta Smith
Christian Kirk - The Raiders are 31st in passing EPA allowed.
Terry McLaurin - The Vikings are 26th against fantasy WRs.
Michael Pittman - Season-low 43% neutral pass rate with Ehlinger, who played alright in general. Pittman is unlikely to see top-20 fantasy usage for the rest of the way. He simply just has to be really good. This week, it's the Patriots who could sell out to stop Pittman, clearly Indy's best skill player.
Allen Lazard (Questionable) - He was limited all week. Follow the news, but based on practice squad call ups, I think he plays.
Jakobi Meyers - He'll avoid him some by going in the slot, but some snaps against the physical Stephon Gilmore isn't my favorite for Meyers. Indy is 2nd-best against fantasy WRs this year.
Adam Thielen
Devin Duvernay
Garrett Wilson - The targets will be there.
Rondale Moore
Allen Robinson - 93% snaps in Week 8 even with Van Jefferson back.
Curtis Samuel - Season-low 7.3 expected half PPR points in Week 8 with Heinicke.
Drake London
DeAndre Carter (Questionable) - This assumes Mike Williams and Keenan Allen are out. Carter has missed practice time with an illness this week, however.
Darnell Mooney
Robert Woods - The Titans will have to pass this week vs. KC.
Marquez Valdes-Scantling
Josh Reynolds
Romeo Doubs - This assumes Allen Lazard plays. Last week, Christian Watson (questionable) and Sammy Watkins were starting in 2-WR sets over Doubs and even played some Amari Rodgers in 3-WR sets over him. But he had a massive second half of the game following Watson's concussion. Keep in mind, this was with Lazard inactive. If both Watson and Lazard are active, there are playing time concerns.
Sammy Watkins
Demarcus Robinson
Zay Jones
Marvin Jones
Julio Jones
Isaiah McKenzie
Kalif Raymond
Mack Hollins
Tyquan Thornton
Hunter Renfrow
Terrace Marshall
K.J. Osborn
Mecole Hardman - This assumes Kadarius Toney is active.
Alec Pierce
Parris Campbell
Phillip Dorsett - No Brandin Cooks on TNF.
Chris Moore
Chase Claypool - Not expecting a full set of snaps in his Bears debut.
Olamide Zaccheaus
Kadarius Toney
Nick Westbrook-Ikhine
Van Jefferson
Elijah Moore - Not expecting him to be a full-time player.
Read the player notes above. Rankings below are half PPR.
Travis Kelce
Zach Ertz - Expected half PPR points per game: With DeAndre Hopkins (7.5), without (13.4). Similar splits to 2021. This week, however, the Seahawks' league-worst defense against fantasy TEs are on schedule.
Kyle Pitts - Betting on talent and betting against the Falcons maintaining this outlier level of pass attempts.
Gerald Everett - He has on/off splits with Donald Parham (concussion), but even if he returns, Everett is a positive regression candidate with TDs. More importantly, this assumes Mike Williams and Keenan Allen are out.
Dallas Goedert
Isaiah Likely - He had a season-high 10.8 expected half PPR points last week and could be the Ravens second-best passing game weapon with both Mark Andrews and Rashod Bateman out.
Tyler Higbee - The Bucs are 29th against fantasy TEs and may be thinking about benching Devin White if he doesn't turn things around.
Taysom Hill - Adam Trautman and Jarvis Landry do return, but Mark Ingram being out come introduce more rushing.
Foster Moreau - 93% Week 8 routes, and he's averaged 8.4 expected half PPR with Darren Waller out.
Evan Engram
Mike Gesicki
Hayden Hurst
Dawson Knox
Robert Tonyan
T.J. Hockenson - This assumes he doesn't know the whole playbook.
Cade Otton - This assumes Cameron Brate is out.
Tyler Conklin
Noah Fant
Hunter Henry
Juwan Johnson - Adam Trautman returns.
Will Dissly
Cole Kmet
Logan Thomas
Brevin Jordan - Will rotate with O.J. Howard and Jordan Akins on TNF.
The defenses of the week are the Dolphins, Chiefs, Patriots, Eagles, Bills, Bengals, Bucs, and Vikings.
To me, this is the most beatable DFS game out there, as drafters too often go off the default rankings. Simply add one or two players who are commonly undrafted to get a unique DFS team. And of course, stack. I truly believe my readers/followers would enjoy the game theory (and the edge) of this contest.